A: You need any help to feel better, I know how to fix you. What do you need help with?
Me: Oh Doctor! I'm in such pain! Whatever shall I do?!?
A: I know just what to do.
*she reaches over to the table being the couch and emerges with an illustrated children's Bible*
A: This helps you. I will read it.
*opens Bible to 'read' first page*
A: At first God made the darkness. See how dark? God thought it would be better with brightness, so Him made the light. That what the first page say.
Me: Ohh. Wow!
A: Yeah. Then Him made the sky and trees and stuff.
*notices next page has a small tear at the top*
A: Oops. Tsk tsk tsk. Can't read this page, it haves a wip (rip). I guess you'll never get to know what happened that day.
Me: Aww! That makes me sad!
A: Yeah, but it be okay. I read you about the animals and man tomowwo (tomorrow). But before that, you need west (rest) so your pains be okay. Night!
Me: Okay. Night!
*pretends to snore whilst onlooking doctor giggles*
The End
Sounds like a smart doctor with an awesome education and very sweet bedside manners!!❤️ Love, Grammee
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